Live Blog: NHL Stanley Cup Finals - Predators at Penguins Game 5

It's Game Five time and somehow I'm still in this. Yes, the worst hockey commentater on the planet is back to regale you with his hard-fought and half-assed ruminations on a sport he knows absolutely nothing about. It's the NHL Stanley Cup finals between the Nashville Predators and Pittsburgh Penguins. Join me, won't you? The series is tied 2-2. The game is supposed to start at 8 p.m. EST. It'll be more like 8:20 after all the yapping. Watch it with me.