Live Blog: NHL Finals - Predators at Penguins

Like an astronaut landing on a new planet, I've decided to explore this hockey thing and I hope you'll come along for the the ride. Tonight, the Stanley Cup Finals begin with the Pittsburgh Penguins hosting what I have been told is "my team," the Nashville Predators. Usually with these live blogs, I feel I can grant some real insight, some solid commentary and a few jokes. Tonight, it will mostly be jokes. Plus, maybe a drinking game based on my ability to pronounce one of these wacky foreign names correctly on the first try. If I don't, take a shot. We'll also chug a bear every time a mullet hits the screen. I expect to be very drunk. The game is on NBC at 8 p.m. It is called a "game," right? Not a match or a... I don't know, Icee? Either way, watch it with me.