Live Blog: Super Bowl LI - Patriots vs Falcons

It's the team everyone hates, the New England Patriots (16-2), against the team we suddenly all love, the Atlanta Falcons (13-5), in Super Bowl LI in Houston. Both history and justice are on the line today and God help us if Those Assholes win. It's the Super Bowl, for God's sake, America's third favorite holiday after Christmas and Halloween. The game is on FOX and it's the most watched event of the year. You might as well watch it with me. I'll make jokes, provide analysis, and share the best stuff I come across on twitter.